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We don’t believe in climate change—because Santa told us it’s still freezing where he lives, and that global warming is just a myth.
And honestly? We believe in Santa. We trust the guy.

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At MICAA, we don’t believe in climate change. As Donald would say, we got some great insight straight from the North Pole elves—so why the hell should we care?

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That said, we do like grass, veggies, and all things green. We’d actually love to see more green around.

That’s why we dedicate part of our efforts to saving the planet. Because how the hell are we supposed to make this fu****g planet great again if the planet’s gone?

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So yeah, we decided to call this project Ginkgo Biloba.

Why?

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Because we’re dumbasses who enjoy making life difficult with convoluted reasoning—but here we are.
The Ginkgo Biloba tree can live up to a thousand years. And honestly, we couldn’t think of a more selfless, loving act than taking care of something that will outlive us.

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The real challenge of our time is just that: learning to love something that goes beyond our little selves.
To protect something that doesn’t immediately benefit us.
To watch a tree grow, knowing we’ll never eat its fruit.

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We couldn’t come up with a more anti-conformist, anti-capitalist, altruistic, and “anti-whatever-the-f**k-you-like” act than this.

That’s why our environmental projects will follow this line: Ginkgo Biloba.

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Just letting you know: Donald strongly approves this.